Tuesday, February 12, 2008

college spam

more mail in the past week than I have received in my entire friggan life.

Tampa Bay decided to emphasize the fact that most of their students wear flip flops, and seemed to put a lot of effort into personal expression through footwear.
I will not be going to Tampa Bay.

I will also not be going to Alfred University. What the hell kind of name is Alfred?
"I have a degree from Alfred"
"Who is Alfred?"
"Alfred was my school."
"You named your school Alfred?"
etc.

St. Lawrence dedicated their entire letter to telling me how to obtain a free St. Lawrence hat and newsletter. That was all.
They must be desperate.
*I just attempted to get my free hat, but apparently they don't give them out anymore. Don't expect my application, St. Lawrence. No hat, no student.

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